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Anonymous asked: What's Watergate?
Watergate was a water park that President Nixon opened. However, he got into “hot waters” and had to resign, because Article II of the constitution specifically says that Presidents cannot open water parks during their presidency. This was likely put into the constitution because James Madison was hydrophobic and no one took the time to proof read the constitution. Alas, Watergate closed down after roughly a year and a half as many Americans felt it was unpatriotic to visit a water park forbidden by the constitution.
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